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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SHITHEAP THAT IS MY BLOG :D

Jess. 20. UK. Yorkshire.

Currently studying Psychology at Nottingham University.

I really, really like magic. It's always made me happy.

I also really like acting.

Currently reading:

The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window And Disappeared by Jonas Jonasson

I rather like offensive comedy so I'm going to hell or something.

Here you'll find:

Fangirling of epic proportions, Sherlock [Holmes], Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Misfits, Being Human, The Hunger Games, Mighty Boosh, Lord of the Rings, House, science (physics especially), Starkid, Glee (Klaine mostly), psychology, sociology, language, Charlie Brooker, Derren Brown, a fuckton of [mainly British] comedy; so much that if I were to give you a list of all the stuff I like I would bore you and fill up this page and forget important ones so just stick around and in time, you'll see what I like, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't be arsed to reel off to you right now.

Last, and the furthest from least you can get, Tim Minchin is the greatest and my favourite person on this Earth. And any other Earth anyone may know of. And any Earth of which the knowledge has yet to come.

AND HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME I FLIPPIN' MET HIM?

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THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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"Men always say that as the defining compliment: the Cool Girl. She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means that I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see these men - friends, coworkers, strangers - giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much - no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version - maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: ‘I like strong women.’ If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because ‘I like strong women’ is code for ‘I hate strong women.’)
I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to like cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, Yeah, he’s a Cool Guy.
But it never happened. Instead, women across the nation colluded in our degradation! Pretty soon Cool Girl became the standard girl. Men believed she existed - she wasn’t just a dreamgirl one in a million. Every girl was supposed to be this girl, and if you weren’t, then there was something wrong with you."
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Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn. (via whoistorule)

(via se7enteenblack)

(Source: the-library-and-step-on-it, via bonerpie)

(Source: malcolm-f-tucker, via bonerpie)

pulsatory:

idk man but I found a transparent leaf

pulsatory:

idk man but I found a transparent leaf

(via bonerpie)

suzewa89:

Recently inspired by this Tim Minchin quote…. he was saying that we should try to define ourselves by the things we love, to show appreciation for the people and things that mean the most to us, rather than defining who we are by expressing our hatred for things.

suzewa89:

Recently inspired by this Tim Minchin quote…. he was saying that we should try to define ourselves by the things we love, to show appreciation for the people and things that mean the most to us, rather than defining who we are by expressing our hatred for things.

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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle… ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

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- Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via georgia-dream)

(Source: moscowisburning, via bonerpie)

Tim Minchin’s Nine Life Lessons - [x]

(Source: fuckyestimminchin)

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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todrawaperfectrose:

Favourite Morgana scene per episode: The Mark of Nimueh

(via queermerlin)

(Source: latteos, via glitchsharks)

foxship:

cows are so great

foxship:

cows are so great

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lauraillustrates:

Designed a little Halloween shirt, even though it’s only August. I like drawing ghosts.

credit for t-shirt found here

What do you guys think? Would you buy it?

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

(via writeoutoflove)

dickerdoodlez:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

ALL HAIL

dickerdoodlez:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

ALL HAIL

(Source: wilted-scenes, via lilithduvare)

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