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I used to be busybee6363, but Tumblr fucked that up, so now I'm here.
PSA: I'm THE shittiest replier on the planet. Seriously. I apologise now.
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SHITHEAP THAT IS MY BLOG :D
Jess. 19. UK. Yorkshire.
Currently studying Psychology at Nottingham University.
I really, really like magic. It's always made me happy.
I also really like acting.
The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window And Disappeared by Jonas Jonasson
I rather like offensive comedy so I'm going to hell or something.
Here you'll find:
Fangirling of epic proportions, Sherlock [Holmes], Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Misfits, Being Human, The Hunger Games, Mighty Boosh, Lord of the Rings, House, science (physics especially), Starkid, Glee (Klaine mostly), psychology, sociology, language, Charlie Brooker, Derren Brown, a fuckton of [mainly British] comedy; so much that if I were to give you a list of all the stuff I like I would bore you and fill up this page and forget important ones so just stick around and in time, you'll see what I like, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't be arsed to reel off to you right now.
Last, and the furthest from least you can get, Tim Minchin is the greatest and my favourite person on this Earth. And any other Earth anyone may know of. And any Earth of which the knowledge has yet to come.
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Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.
you fucking go girl
You should be so proud of yourself! Keep wearing that beautiful dress whenever you want!
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
Even if you do everything else right — you stay away from caffeine after lunch, you don’t let Fido share your bed, you give yourself some time to unwind before expecting to fall straight asleep — the very thing you rely on most to get your rest might be sabotaging your sleep.