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I used to be busybee6363, but Tumblr fucked that up, so now I'm here.
PSA: I'm THE shittiest replier on the planet. Seriously. I apologise now.
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SHITHEAP THAT IS MY BLOG :D
Jess. 18. UK. Yorkshire.
Currently studying Psychology at Nottingham University.
I really, really like magic. It's always made me happy.
I also really like acting.
Trick Of The Mind - Derren Brown
God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
A Light-Hearted Look At Murder - Mark Watson
I rather like offensive comedy so I'm going to hell or something.
Here you'll find:
Fangirling of epic proportions, Sherlock [Holmes], Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Misfits, Being Human, The Hunger Games, Mighty Boosh, Lord of the Rings, House, science (physics especially), Starkid, Glee (Klaine mostly), psychology, sociology, language, Charlie Brooker, Derren Brown, a fuckton of [mainly British] comedy; so much that if I were to give you a list of all the stuff I like I would bore you and fill up this page and forget important ones so just stick around and in time, you'll see what I like, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can't be arsed to reel off to you right now.
Last, and the furthest from least you can get, Tim Minchin is the greatest and my favourite person on this Earth. And any other Earth anyone may know of. And any Earth of which the knowledge has yet to come.
---------------------------------------------------------- My Fanfiction.
So I’m catching up on Glee and watching ‘Guilty Pleasures’ and
is when they refuse to acknowledge that men go through disadvantage as well as women.
remember that time Blaine kissed Kurt on the cheek and it got cut out
remember that time Blaine blew Kurt a kiss after his audition and the camera panned over to Rachel immediately
remember that time Blaine looked a hell of a lot like he went in for a kiss, at least on the cheek, during Love Shack and it was obviously edited
remember when Blaine gave Kurt a Christmas gift and an emotion promise and it was cut out to make room for Finn giving his Jewish girlfriend multiple gifs including a fucking slaughter pig
remember that time multiple extras said that Chris and Darren were very physically affectionate on the dance floor for prom and yet they were barely shown just dancing and the heterosexual kisses were highlighted
remember that time that a lack of gay affection is in no goddamn way the actors’ fault
OH MY GOD RACHEL, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
‘it’s okay because brittany doesn’t really know what she’s saying’
and people complain that she isn’t graduating.
I really love The Hunger Games for some reason, even though
- katniss moans ALL the time
- katniss keeps falling over
- katniss cannot get her priorities straight
- katniss has “bella syndrome” and cannot choose her love interest
- then she chooses peeta instead of gale
- just to reiterate
- gale = emotionally stable, nice, caring
- peeta = weird, brainwashed, stalker, breadphile whose special talent is painting himself and then hiding in a pile of leaves
- katniss does not want to help save the entire of panem even though she has literally nothing else going on
- Prim has next to no characterisation and is a sorely missed opportunity for a bit of feisty comic relief
- the entire series starts off depressing and then gets steadily more depressing until everyone you like starts dying and then finally it ends
- katniss is generally just a complete bag of dicks through the entire series
this is really bad but i just kept comparing it to twilight the entire time
like UGH katniss moans CONSTANTLY and is so oblivious to EVERYTHING and gets to the point like three years after everyone else (including the reader) like CLEARLY THIS SHIT IS A TRAP or whatever and she’s so pessimistic about everything, like yes your life was shit but jesus fuck there are some good things